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If Elvis were alive today, do you think he'd still have his original hips?

Or would he have swiveled them out of joint long ago? Poor Elvis -- out there singing "hunka hunka burning love" and suddenly he's flat on the stage floor and his head is going "bumpa bumpa". No fun at all. And do you think he would have done a role in a John Waters film by now, as have Patty Hearst, Joey Heatherton, and Miss Pia Zadora? And do you think that some marketing guru would have persuaded him to sell his likeness to a peanut butter company by now, since he was so fond of PB and banana sandwiches? And do you think he'd be playing Branson nowadays, on a bill with the Osmonds and the Smothers Brothers and Jim Nabors and the Captain and Tennille? And would he have allowed his daughter to marry Michael Jackson? And do you think he'd be on one of those home shopping networks nowadays hawking things like knock-offs of his classic clothing and sunglasses? And God in heaven, would he have been a guest star on an episode of "Murder She Wrote" back in the 1980s?

Public Comments

1. They would have been replaced with artificials. Modern medicine is wonderful.
2. i can't quit laughing long enough to answer ALL of that, but YES, he would have his original hips.... on display in a jar at Graceland, where you could touch them for an extra $3. edit: perhaps he could be a guest judge on 'American Idol?'
3. I wonder if he'd be as popular if he were alive. On a related note, is anyone else creeped out by the fact that teenage girls still squeal over Mick Jagger?
4. Oh no,he would of had them replaced in the 80's,along with his knees,and not to mention a face lift and gasrto-bypass surgery.As always,thanks for the laugh.
5. I can't stop laughing long enough to answer. I do know one thing, he was turning over in his grave when Lisa Marie married Michael Jackson....wasn't that just a crock of sheeet.