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This is a pretty smart idea in my opinion!!! Zeroties Ze • rot • ies · This decade (2000-2009) needs a name and Zeroties is it. · Like the Twenties, Thirties, Forties, Fifties, Sixties, Seventies, Eighties, and Nineties, Zeroties follows the pattern. · Zeroties is up against one other candidate name – Aughties/Oughties. This British word “aught” means zero and does not appeal to Americans. (As a hidden bonus, when you say Zeroties you hear “Aughties” in the middle.) · Zeroties makes sense because zero has been a very dominant idea and word in this decade. · Zeroties “says” zero ties the decade together… …and it really does. · Once everyone sees the need for and usefulness of the word Zeroties, it will win their hearts and minds. · ZERO has my hero ever since School House Rocks declared it so. Ever since kindergarten, zero has rolled off our rounded lips. · Zero is both the lowest and the mightiest number. It is a value of none, but it makes the place-value system work. 1 is 1 until 12 zeros follow it. Then it jumps all the way to a Trillion 1,000,000,000,000 Wow! That is going to be a “looo,ooo,ooo,ooot” to pay back. Y2K (Year 2000)(The world panicked about how computer programs would crash because they did not have four spaces for dealing with years. Computers would register the year 2000 as 00 and think it is before 1999, which they recorded as 99.) Zero major world crisis caused by Y2K Zero airplanes in the air on New Year’s night for most airlines Since there is no year 0 in the calendar, the new millennium didn’t even start on January 1, 2000…feeling duped we learn it starts on January 1, 2001 Ground Zero -- The catastrophe of the 9/11(01) – The anchor of this decade and this proposal Zero Tolerance Policies – get IU’s Bobby Knight fired and Swiss Army knife carrying Kindergarteners expelled Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation -- blockbuster book published in 2003 Marine “motto” Leave No Man Behind goes to education No Child Left Behind Zero percent – the US household savings rate in 2005 and 2006 Zero Grams of Sugar rather than Sugar Free CokeZero (and Pepsi One – how perfect for the digital age)…Coke runs commercials about how CokeZero steals the recipe of Coke Diet Pepsi packaging – 0 Cal Carb Sug Zero Calorie Sweetener – Pure Via Zero Down … Zero Interest … Zero Payments Zero, Zero, Zero Sales by GM …and everyone else “Hurricane Katrina Zeros in on New Orleans” – as many stories read Zero Calories Zero Grams of Fat Zero Grams of Trans Fat – from McDonald’s fries to Girl Scout cookies 0.???? second Google searches 16-0 Patriots (2007) 0-16 Lions (2008) Oprah O Magazine, Obama O Logo The Oval is the logo shape of the decade – look at car company logos… Zero Weapons of Mass Destruction found Michael Phelps wins his 7th of 8 Gold Medals by .01 seconds…effectively zero Chinese Olympics “Bird’s Nest” a big Zero Zero percent net gain for the NY Stock Market from 1998 to 2008 Zero new large malls built in America in 2007, 2008, and 2009 Zero or No Income Verification Loans Zero principal payment loans Zero Degrees – or a Credit Freeze Zero Dollar is mockingly passed out on Wall Street Zero International banks willing to make inter-bank loans at the global inter-bank clearinghouse in New York City at the height of the meltdown -- this was the official credit freeze 10/10/2008 – this bank-to-bank loan exchange is in-between Ground Zero and Wall Street…which are themselves less than 10 blocks apart --- “Economic Ground Zero” Salary Freezes – Home Depot leads the way Zero raises in many governments Pay freeze for top 100 White House Officials Digital TV (Digital information is all coded as Zero’s and One’s) – digital everything – binary bliss 2009 in binary is 00110010001100000011000000111001 Zero Percent Federal Funds rate – many things in the list like this, insiders would see as rare absurdities Already with no calories, Diet Mountain Dew changes its label from “Low Calorie” to Zero Calories NASA’s new fascination is studying Dark Matter -- the nothing in outer space Zero Environmental Footprint Zero Carbon Emissions Zero Pollution Restaurant growth may be below 1% (or 0%) for the first time since it was measured in 1970 For a time Citi (Citigroup/Citibank) – Citibank was the US’s largest bank in May 2008 and Citigroup is the world’s largest financial network -- trades on Wall Street for less than a dollar $0.?? ... …threatening its listing status 41 Companies trimmed or eliminated their dividends by $40 Billion – Blue Chip Stocks with Zero dividends? … GE, JP Morgan, Dow Chemical Treasury Bills sold for “Zero” percent returns – during the global economic collapse foreigners battle to bu

Public Comments

1. Thanks for the smile. I see you are using your creativity and not taking things too terribly seriously.
2. I think they should take a harder look at they company how they can profit better?
3. Dude your in hagedorn's class too so am I and i personally find this to be a great idea.